Just Passing By

We've all had a dodgy Pete
Who could satisfy us in the sack
Who could make us scream out loud
Like we were having a heart attack.

We've all had a dirty Den
Who would two time us all the while
And whom we would always forgive
As soon as we saw him smile.

We've all had a randy Rod
Who was up for it all night long
Until we exclaimed 'no more'
My body just ain't that strong.

We've all had a jungle Jonny
Who had a snake in the grass
That made our eyes water, for sure
And to whom we just had to say 'pass'.

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