Meals on Wheels

Good God, he's picking his nose!
His finger's nearly half way up
I don't know how he's managing to drive
In his other hand, there's a Starbuck's cup!

Good grief, now he's eating a muffin
He's level with us again in the queue
And he's just put his middle finger up at me
What an incredibly rude thing to do!

Good gracious, we've got behind a coach!
containing supporters on their way to a game
Three of whom are now mooning at me
Some people, just don't have any shame!

Good job, we have now reached our home
Just as Steve Wright goes off the air
Today's motorway madness has turned my mind
But I can't wait to get back out there!

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