A Collection of Sue's

I have a problem that is rather nice
And to my life adds a bit of spice
I know too many ladies by the name of Sue
That this is what I've decided to do.

I give them all nicknames to help my plight
'Optician Sue' sorts out my sight
I'm not unkind for this is true
But over the road there is 'Big Sue'.

When I need a break, because I'm feeling blue
I pop along and visit 'Travel Agent Sue'
Then there's 'Little Sue' who lives nearby too
Isn't that strange-Oh, what a t'do.

Over the bridge lives 'Four Seasons Sue'
Who often listens to my point of view
Round the bend is 'Crackpot Sue'
Mad as a hatter - the silly moo.

What would my wife say if she ever knew
That I'd so many friends by the name of Sue!
I think she'd smile without a doubt
If she knew for my welfare - they all watch out.

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