The World's Gone Mad

An MP in the Big Brother house
Pretending he's a cat, chasing a mouse!
Dressed in pink lycra - completing a task!
Whatever next, I have to ask?

A Leader from a political party
Who comes across as hail and hearty
Resigns c'os he takes a wee dram more
Than other leaders who've gone before?

And now an MP who's a serious contender
Admits that he likes the odd 'gay bender'
Next, we'll hear that Cynthia Payne
Is running her own PM campaign!

That's not so daft, if you think it through
She'd whip these buggers, and give 'em lunch too!
Anything goes, these days it seems
People survive their wildest dreams.

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© Copyright Harriet Blackbury 2006